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Except from the folders of Detective Clarence W. Marble on stalkers.
"The stalker is an interesting person, driven to a near obsessiveness that is driven almost to that of borderline personality defect or that of an obsessiveness that is based off of an intense feelings of need or want. This particular specimen, who we'll call for Cupcake, for the sake of easily identifying has been stalking me for a total 5 months, 1 week, and 4 days. Now to return Cupcake, we go over what type of stalker she is. An English breed, the stalker is overly fond of donuts, a master of disguise, you must be on constant vigilance! For the stalker is crafty and can steal your clothes from under you, more specifically, off of you, if you are not careful. I personally
Hi there, Cupcake the stalker here, just wanted to say hello and clear a few things up, although the likelyhood that the Detective ever checks this again is pretty low. He doesn't even look out the window at 8pm when I check in on him. Also he hasn't been eating well so I've been adding extra vitamin C to his food and antiacids to his coffee. I swear if I wasn't around to watch him he'd kill himself... then again, it'd make sense why he doesn't watch his diet, he IS a detective and they do dangerous stuff. I mean like, Oh, my God! No offense meant to anyone to reads this, but he is the most AMAZING type of guy, quiet, hard working and focused on his job. A bit of a dunderhead, but eh, what do you expect, he is a guy. Now, I'm pretty surprised that he has even found out about me, I know I try to be careful when sneaking in his room, I don't move anything around much... Whoops! Looks like he's waking up, Gotta go, I'll see if I can write more later, oh and I'll need to start wearing gloves so I don't leave hand prints on his window.
P.S
Detective Clarence W. Marble here again.
I'm changing the locks, and putting a lock on my fridge.
And bulletproofing my windows.
And security cameras.
Lots of security cameras..
~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I know it's late but, I hope you like it!
"The stalker is an interesting person, driven to a near obsessiveness that is driven almost to that of borderline personality defect or that of an obsessiveness that is based off of an intense feelings of need or want. This particular specimen, who we'll call for Cupcake, for the sake of easily identifying has been stalking me for a total 5 months, 1 week, and 4 days. Now to return Cupcake, we go over what type of stalker she is. An English breed, the stalker is overly fond of donuts, a master of disguise, you must be on constant vigilance! For the stalker is crafty and can steal your clothes from under you, more specifically, off of you, if you are not careful. I personally
Hi there, Cupcake the stalker here, just wanted to say hello and clear a few things up, although the likelyhood that the Detective ever checks this again is pretty low. He doesn't even look out the window at 8pm when I check in on him. Also he hasn't been eating well so I've been adding extra vitamin C to his food and antiacids to his coffee. I swear if I wasn't around to watch him he'd kill himself... then again, it'd make sense why he doesn't watch his diet, he IS a detective and they do dangerous stuff. I mean like, Oh, my God! No offense meant to anyone to reads this, but he is the most AMAZING type of guy, quiet, hard working and focused on his job. A bit of a dunderhead, but eh, what do you expect, he is a guy. Now, I'm pretty surprised that he has even found out about me, I know I try to be careful when sneaking in his room, I don't move anything around much... Whoops! Looks like he's waking up, Gotta go, I'll see if I can write more later, oh and I'll need to start wearing gloves so I don't leave hand prints on his window.
P.S
Detective Clarence W. Marble here again.
I'm changing the locks, and putting a lock on my fridge.
And bulletproofing my windows.
And security cameras.
Lots of security cameras..
~
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I know it's late but, I hope you like it!Image size
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hahahahah, good writting as usual, hahahaha, had a quite a good laugh reading this. Just thought I'd drop in and say I'm not dead, hahaha. catch ya around the next blue moon!
~courglas
~courglas